Ahhh, Sherlock can be such a wanker! *tries to strangle him, is beaten off easily, of course*

I love Lestrade's bits in these two wonderful texting fics - he balances them, he tries to get them to connect, but even he is only a man and can't do miracles! Also, lol, "laterz"; we all know Sherlock's just doing that to piss Lestrade off even more.

I giggled out loud at Sherlock wanting John to order his favourite dish on his date so he could eat the left-overs. Haha, brilliant. He would do that, wouldn't he.

And God, no, now he's shot! JOHN GET OVER THERE AND KISS IT BETTER, NOW!